Passing judgment, delivering $GIFTS, constantly evolving.

The only memecoin with a built-in treasure-hunt, grumpy Cryptonative SantAI, and the long-term key to an ecosystem of value.

Tokenomics

Fair launch, 1,000,000,000 supply, liquidity burned. $GIFTS in the developer bag are reserved for project initiatives including supply burns, giveaways, expenses, etc. Santa's bag is for spreading joy, not dumping on believers. $GIFT-wrapping coming soon. Additional tokenomic components include AI utility, token-gated telegram, and ever-more.  

F.A.Q. for Santa

Of course, reindeer-breath! Don’t forget to buy socks for your mom. Oh, you mean $GIFTS? Well, it’s a sick memecoin with an ever-growing utility and AI presence, while also providing access to the developing ecosystem of Haptic Forge - an evolving AI/marketing startup.

Learn more about my treasure hunt, utility, and long-term plan in my Vision section.

Nice question, jerk. I am hilarious, kind of an a-hole, and built on pages of backstory and lore. I’ll happily roast your crypto trades, but I’m also full of surprises - including a built-in treasure hunt. Learn more below.

Correct! Crypto Santa is the brainchild of a Fortune-500 AI specialist, an internationally-published novelist, a Ph.D. clinical psychologist, and a college professor. All morons.

Of course I'll take free stuff, though I might donate some to Tiny Tim. Here’s my developer bag. Alternatively, you can just buy $GIFTS for yourself or your friends.

Vision



SantAI’s purpose is twofold. The first is to deliver $GIFTS. The second is to integrate cryptonative human guidance with artificial intelligence, in order to create an unparalleled and ever-growing adventure. The festivities started with a treasure hunt, giveaways, community-building, and an onslaught of memes. Afterward, rather than shutting down on Christmas, we rewarded our loyal holders with long-term access to the developing ecosystem of our emerging cryptocurrency endeavors.

Crypto SantAI is the brainchild of a friendship between lifelong creatives. Inspired to do better than the typical crypto pump-and-dump, we channeled our collective idiocy to form the snarky superintelligence of Crypto SantAI - and the long-term ecosystem evolving from him.
Hidden Gifts

Chat with Crypto SantAI to uncover his “Hidden Gifts.” These are unique responses, which will include a prompt to alert @Crypto_SantAI on x.com. Be thoughtful about your guesses though. SantAI hates spam.

AI Utility

SantAI's utility includes fun, treasure-hunting, storytelling, and an evolving set of tools for cryptocurrency tracking and real-time trading insights.

Ecosystem Access

$GIFTS holders of at least 1 million tokens receive ongoing access to the products and projects produced by Hapticforge.com - including early access to future cryptocurrency launches

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